My name tag is asleep
And the combo's just a dollar more
And the coffee starts to weep
And the carpet got a nose job
While the marquee looks like an eye chart
And the bathroom's out of hustlers
And the poster case broke your heart
And the projector has been drinking
The projector has been drinking...
And the audience is out of focus
And the Dolby track is Finnish
And the tech support's in Caracas
And he billed you for the visit
And the projector has been drinking
The projector has been drinking...
And the manager's a hippie
Feel-good petty tyrant
And the studio is a bean counter
With the I.Q. of a hydrant
'Cause the projector has been drinking
The projector has been drinking...
And you can't find your concessionist with a Geiger counter
And she hates you and your friends but you can't get scheduled without her
And the Movietunes need a gargle
And the Pepsi tastes of brack
And the popcorn's made of charcoal
And the Sour Punch Straws broke your back
'Cause the projector has been drinking
The projector has been drinking
The projector has been drinking
The projector has been drinking
The projector has been drinking, not me...
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